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Welcome aboard. Don't feed the trolls..:D
 
I have to ask, if you have been watching this board for some time, what was it that made you think, "I want to be part of this asylum?" Welcome aboard, I hope you enjoy it as much as we do.

He must be a squirrel. They can't resist nuts.
 
Thanks again everyone! Seems like a good place with good discussion and debates!
 
So this guy dies and goes to Hell. Lucifer is escorting him around and gives him three choices for how to spend eternity. The first two dungeons are pretty conventional. One is the typical red hot flaming torture, demons poking people with pitchforks, etc. The second one is the reverse - ice cold, devils poking you with icicles; you know the drill.

The third dungeon is full of people standing run knee-deep in horse sh!t, but they're eating donuts, drinking coffee, watching NASCAR races with MRN audio. The guy says this looks okay, I'll go with this. Satan opens the gate, the guy walks in and grabs a donut. Everyone welcomes him, asks about his life, introduces themselves, etc. The guy says,
Thanks again everyone! Seems like a good place with good discussion and debates!
Then the siren goes off and Lucifer announces, "Alright, everybody! Coffee break is over for this century! EVERYBODY BACK ON YOUR HEADS!"
 
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