Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions fo find your funny name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humor for the day.......
Use the third letter of our first name to determine your NEW first name:
a=stinky, b=lumpy, c=buttercup, d=gidget, e=crusty, f=greasy, g=fluffy, h=cheeseball, i=chim-chim, j=poopsie, k=flunky, l=booger, m=pinky, n=zippy, o=goober, p=doofus, q=slimy, r=loopy, s=snotty, t=falafel, u=dorkey, v=squeezit, w=oprah. x=skipper, y=dinky,z=zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the FIRST half of your NEW last name:
a=diaper, b=toilet, c=giggle, d=bubble, e=girdle, f=barf, g=lizard, h=waffle, i=cootie, j=monkey, k=potty, l=liver, m=banana, n=rhino, o=burger, p=hamster, q=toad, r=gizzard, s=pizza, t=gerbil, u=chicken, v=pickle, w=chuckle, x=tofu, y=gorilla, z=stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a=head, b=mouth, c=face, d=nose, e=tush, f=breath, g=pants, h=shorts, i=lips, j=honker, k=butt, l=brain, m=tushie, n=chunks, o=hiney, p=biscuits, r=buns, s=fanny, t=sniffer, u=sprinkles, v=kisser, w=squirt, x=humperdink, y=brains, z=juice.
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's NEW NAME is Goober Chickenshorts.
Bill Clinton's NEW NAME is Poopsie Liverchunks.
Now, what is your NEW NAME?
Yours truly,
Oprah Girdlenose
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humor for the day.......
Use the third letter of our first name to determine your NEW first name:
a=stinky, b=lumpy, c=buttercup, d=gidget, e=crusty, f=greasy, g=fluffy, h=cheeseball, i=chim-chim, j=poopsie, k=flunky, l=booger, m=pinky, n=zippy, o=goober, p=doofus, q=slimy, r=loopy, s=snotty, t=falafel, u=dorkey, v=squeezit, w=oprah. x=skipper, y=dinky,z=zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the FIRST half of your NEW last name:
a=diaper, b=toilet, c=giggle, d=bubble, e=girdle, f=barf, g=lizard, h=waffle, i=cootie, j=monkey, k=potty, l=liver, m=banana, n=rhino, o=burger, p=hamster, q=toad, r=gizzard, s=pizza, t=gerbil, u=chicken, v=pickle, w=chuckle, x=tofu, y=gorilla, z=stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a=head, b=mouth, c=face, d=nose, e=tush, f=breath, g=pants, h=shorts, i=lips, j=honker, k=butt, l=brain, m=tushie, n=chunks, o=hiney, p=biscuits, r=buns, s=fanny, t=sniffer, u=sprinkles, v=kisser, w=squirt, x=humperdink, y=brains, z=juice.
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's NEW NAME is Goober Chickenshorts.
Bill Clinton's NEW NAME is Poopsie Liverchunks.
Now, what is your NEW NAME?
Yours truly,
Oprah Girdlenose
