A handsome USMC fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Are you expecting your date to arrive?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Pilot says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me via mental telepathy."
The lady says, "Really? What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it's wrong, because I am wearing panties!"
The fighter pilot frowns, taps the watch and says, "Well, I'll be. Damn thing's an hour fast."
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Are you expecting your date to arrive?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Pilot says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me via mental telepathy."
The lady says, "Really? What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it's wrong, because I am wearing panties!"
The fighter pilot frowns, taps the watch and says, "Well, I'll be. Damn thing's an hour fast."
