I must dissent with your ruling my M'Lord. The peasantry in the kingdom Jacksonvillle and the land of Ichabod hast endured far worse plagues.
Sir Trevor Lawrence the vile and Nitheful withest his whimsical fopdoodling hair hath caused many more to be overtaken with the moonsickness, and many wenches to dry up like a desert.
He hath driven the @Honey Badger to create many a dark and dreary weary parchments.
