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Now I remember why so many people. Think Nascar fans and people. At Nascar forums are stupid, dumbass, redneck, hillybillies.

Not in any particular order.

No 1 The appearance of little or no education. Example - Can't read or if they can read they can not comprehend anything they read.

No 2 The appearance of being intoxicated with alcohol or crack. Example - No 1 and they blast off reply that have nothing to do with what you said.

No3 They think that Nascar can do what ever they want at any time. Example - Nascar doesn't have to race at Dover THAT IS INCORRECT as long as they have a contract they have to race at Dover or anywhere else. Nascar has contracts for many things and they just can't change that until they are OUT OF THAT CONTRACT.

No4 They believe anything and everything Nascar tells them. Example - We won't change anything QUOTE from Helton. Fact is that Helton, Darby, Pemberton and France are nothing but liars and drunks. The racin and competition is so much better today, BUT you have a team that has won 5 championships in a row. Not in the history of Nascar has anybody won more than 3 in a row. So do you really think that the 48 team is that much better than EVERYBODY else PLEASE!

No5 Board Whores. Example - I don't care what you post they have an OPINION they want to have the last word. See sig in BLUE.

No6 They use no logic or reasoning in there reply. Example see all the above and below.

No7 If I could just see the link and read it I would believe it. Example - That tells me you believe everything you can read if you can comprehend it but it also tells me you don't believe in anything else. So if there was a article on the internet that said the moon was made of cheese you would believe it. If you have to see everything to believe it you are in trouble. Do you believe in Oxygen you can't see it. Do you believe in an Atom you can't see one. How about Santa Clause

No8 To all the NEW fans that think Nascar just started 8 to 10 years ago. Example - You know very little past that period so you don't believe anything past that.

No9 To all the OLD fans Example - Take it for what it is entertainment just like WWE,

These are just some of the reasons for forum failures and the lack of people in the stands. Sometimes you can learn things by being silent and having an open mind.
In conclusion IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT.
 
You could at least fix the first line of your post:rolleyes:

Alex, i'll take No.1 and No.2 for 300 dollars
 
I prefer Rum n Coke but have to admit, I'm curious WTH you've been drinking?
 
Why are you so angry? Let me see if I can lighten things up a little.

"Do you believe in Oxygen you can't see it. Do you believe in an Atom you can't see one. How about Santa Clause"


This is just great. I can't see any of those things, so now I have to believe in Santa Clause too.

"IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT".

Are you a pissed off shoe salesman?

All in fun FFF. When you get mad at what people post, just remember that opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and they all stink.
 
No 1 The appearance of little or no education.

The below post exemplifies that point:

Now I remember why so many people. Think Nascar fans and people. At Nascar forums are stupid, dumbass, redneck, hillybillies.

This should read:

Now I remember why so many people think Nascar fans and people at Nascar forums are stupid, dumbass, redneck, hillbillies.

So, in your own words:

IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT.
 
2 things.

1. NASCAR parked his golden boy and nobody came to his defense.

2. His other golden boy is about to lose the championship to Tony Stewart.
 
Don't do drugs.

For those of you yet to make legal drinking age:

Rum n Coke refers to Rum ( Bacardi for example ) and Coke ( folks of my age group and from the south refer to ALL sodas or pop's as Coke's however I actually do prefer Coca-Cola in my Rum ) these are not considered drugs.
 
2 things.

1. NASCAR parked his golden boy and nobody came to his defense.

2. His other golden boy is about to lose the championship to Tony Stewart.

thats good look up some of my other post
 
For those of you yet to make legal drinking age:

Rum n Coke refers to Rum ( Bacardi for example ) and Coke ( folks of my age group and from the south refer to ALL sodas or pop's as Coke's however I actually do prefer Coca-Cola in my Rum ) these are not considered drugs.

A RUM suggestion for you, if you can find it...

CRUZAN

It is smoother than Bacardi and no more expensive. My fave.

And for a drink that I invented (and love, BTW). I call it Sewer Water - and if you mix one you will see how well the name fits:

Equal parts RUM, COLA and Orange Juice. Add some lime and/or orange pulp to give it that "just flushed" look.

Pour over ice. Tilt it back and enjoy.

Oh, and I'll have some of what FFF is smoking! ;)
 
For those of you yet to make legal drinking age:

Rum n Coke refers to Rum ( Bacardi for example ) and Coke ( folks of my age group and from the south refer to ALL sodas or pop's as Coke's however I actually do prefer Coca-Cola in my Rum ) these are not considered drugs.

I was referring to the question part of your statement. I think fff hit a little too much of Jeremy Mayfield's meth today.
 
Why are you so angry? Let me see if I can lighten things up a little.

"Do you believe in Oxygen you can't see it. Do you believe in an Atom you can't see one. How about Santa Clause"


This is just great. I can't see any of those things, so now I have to believe in Santa Clause too.

"IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT".

Are you a pissed off shoe salesman?

All in fun FFF. When you get mad at what people post, just remember that opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and they all stink.

me angry i'm not angry
 
Why are you so angry? Let me see if I can lighten things up a little.

"Do you believe in Oxygen you can't see it. Do you believe in an Atom you can't see one. How about Santa Clause"


This is just great. I can't see any of those things, so now I have to believe in Santa Clause too.

"IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT".

Are you a pissed off shoe salesman?

All in fun FFF. When you get mad at what people post, just remember that opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and they all stink.

what post
 
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like mine better




I'll bet somebody tied his dick in a knot then fed him a VIAGRA.
 
Now I remember why so many people. Think Nascar fans and people. At Nascar forums are stupid, dumbass, redneck, hillybillies.

Not in any particular order.

No 1 The appearance of little or no education. Example - Can't read or if they can read they can not comprehend anything they read.

No 2 The appearance of being intoxicated with alcohol or crack. Example - No 1 and they blast off reply that have nothing to do with what you said.

No3 They think that Nascar can do what ever they want at any time. Example - Nascar doesn't have to race at Dover THAT IS INCORRECT as long as they have a contract they have to race at Dover or anywhere else. Nascar has contracts for many things and they just can't change that until they are OUT OF THAT CONTRACT.

No4 They believe anything and everything Nascar tells them. Example - We won't change anything QUOTE from Helton. Fact is that Helton, Darby, Pemberton and France are nothing but liars and drunks. The racin and competition is so much better today, BUT you have a team that has won 5 championships in a row. Not in the history of Nascar has anybody won more than 3 in a row. So do you really think that the 48 team is that much better than EVERYBODY else PLEASE!

No5 Board Whores. Example - I don't care what you post they have an OPINION they want to have the last word. See sig in BLUE.

No6 They use no logic or reasoning in there reply. Example see all the above and below.

No7 If I could just see the link and read it I would believe it. Example - That tells me you believe everything you can read if you can comprehend it but it also tells me you don't believe in anything else. So if there was a article on the internet that said the moon was made of cheese you would believe it. If you have to see everything to believe it you are in trouble. Do you believe in Oxygen you can't see it. Do you believe in an Atom you can't see one. How about Santa Clause

No8 To all the NEW fans that think Nascar just started 8 to 10 years ago. Example - You know very little past that period so you don't believe anything past that.

No9 To all the OLD fans Example - Take it for what it is entertainment just like WWE,

These are just some of the reasons for forum failures and the lack of people in the stands. Sometimes you can learn things by being silent and having an open mind.
In conclusion IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT.

I've seen some wild "drunk-posts" before and even typed a few, but this one takes the cake! Hey FFF, just because Vodka looks like water does not mean it is water. You need to read the label. If it says these letters... V O D K A all put together in one word, that is Vodka, an alcoholic beverage. And if you drink a gallon or so of it your posts will make you sound like a dumbazz. Just some friendly tips. :D
 
FFF, I will give you an opportunity to reconsider this characterization before I go off on you. :owquitit:

The guy on the far right of this picture is Mark Martin...

dumb dumber dumbest

moron mark IMO is a washed up has been driver
and heltons no 1 azz kisser
 
mark IMO is a washed up has been driver
and heltons no 1 azz kisser

Yay, someone who isn't all gaga over the old man. I always thought Mark didn't take enough chances on the track and always played it safe. What really, REALLY, REALLY turned me off were those overdone ass kissing interviews he started giving when he came over to HMS.

"Mark, it got pretty wild out there today".

"I'm really, REALLY, REALLY proud of my team..."

"There was some contact between you and..."

"..and I really, REALLY, REALLY appreciate everything Rick is doing.."

Good god man, stop bobbing your head and saying really, REALLY, REALLY long enough to talk about the race!
 
Yay, someone who isn't all gaga over the old man. I always thought Mark didn't take enough chances on the track and always played it safe. What really, REALLY, REALLY turned me off were those overdone ass kissing interviews he started giving when he came over to HMS.

"Mark, it got pretty wild out there today".

"I'm really, REALLY, REALLY proud of my team..."

"There was some contact between you and..."

"..and I really, REALLY, REALLY appreciate everything Rick is doing.."

Good god man, stop bobbing your head and saying really, REALLY, REALLY long enough to talk about the race!

I'm so honored and what a prevlidge it is to drive one of them SLICK RICK chevys. I'm so greatful for Big Mike Helton Nascar is just the greatest thing.
I've got to go now and find Slick Rick and Big Mike and kiss there azz all night.
But wait now I have to kiss Waltrips azz also It's so great to be driving for MWR.
 
JEEZ!!!!

Y'all talk about the fact that a-holes are ruining the sport. A-holes like Happy, KEZ, Jeremy, Pee Wee, etc.

Here is a multi-generational Down-to-Earth good guy, who was SCREWED out of a Championship by NASCAR, and is legitimately PLEASED and APPRECIATIVE of the opportunities presented to him - and y'all BASH him for expressing his appreciation??!!

I suppose that y'all would like him better if he was wrecking other drivers and causing all sorts of commotion by smoking pot and showing up to the track drunk.

EFF OFF YOU CONDESCENDING SOB'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I suppose that y'all would like him better if he was wrecking other drivers and causing all sorts of commotion by smoking pot and showing up to the track drunk.

How cool would that be? "I wrecked Regan because I'm really, REALLY, REALLY Hiiiiiigh......burp".
 
JEEZ!!!!

Y'all talk about the fact that a-holes are ruining the sport. A-holes like Happy, KEZ, Jeremy, Pee Wee, etc.

Here is a multi-generational Down-to-Earth good guy, who was SCREWED out of a Championship by NASCAR, and is legitimately PLEASED and APPRECIATIVE of the opportunities presented to him - and y'all BASH him for expressing his appreciation??!!

I suppose that y'all would like him better if he was wrecking other drivers and causing all sorts of commotion by smoking pot and showing up to the track drunk.

EFF OFF YOU CONDESCENDING SOB'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would have just liked to see him race instead of pulling over

But he's greatful and honored and really really really really an azz kiser
 
I'm just crackin wise. Mark Martin doesn't give a **** what anyone says about me, or what I say about him.

The guy is a great driver, but he is annoying as hell in an interview. It would be nice if he turned off the happy muppet routine once in a while and got real.
 
I'm just crackin wise. Mark Martin doesn't give a **** what anyone says about me, or what I say about him.

The guy is a great driver, but he is annoying as hell in an interview. It would be nice if he turned off the happy muppet routine once in a while and got real.

oh don't get me wrong i meant what i said
 
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