Pick this weeks RF favorite quote, week ending 7/13/14.

[Greg]

Pick this weeks RF favorite quote, week ending 7/13/14.

Simply pick your favorite and be specific if possible. If you are too ambiguous, with no clear favorite, no vote will be recorded on your behalf. For simplicity, you can vote by the assigned quote numbers.

You can also comment without voting or honorable mention as many as you choose. This is all meant to be lighthearted fun.
You CAN also nominate a write in vote just please no quotes that refer to religion, sex, or politics. They should be from a RF thread about a racing topic, racing people, the broadcast, etc that has been posted in the last seven days.

I tried to read as many quotes as possible, apologies for any omissions that were otherwise worthy. Again your own write in nominations again for this week are most Welcome. The nominations are as follows:

1.

I knew I should have gone to Loudon. Just to watch the TNT trucks leave there...... Forever

2.

Way too early to count the 48 out of this race.

3.

INB4 JJ48 wins

4.

For some reason, the emotion of this being TNT's last race hasn't hit me yet.

5.

I take back everything I said if Shepherd did the right thing and took out Logano.

6.

Joey was thinking about kicking Morgan's ass after the race but...you know...the wrist....

7.

Jeff hates restarts because every time he steps on the gas hard, he empties his bladder.

8.

Lol. Is that how old age works?

9.

Depends.

10.

His hand is still sore...

11.

I thought he got himself a girlfriend?

12.

Power is a huge talent with the emotional control of a 45 year old woman in the throes of menopause.

13.

Brad celebrating with a safe aluminum can beverage.

14.

I wish the NW regulars would form their own association and start drawing straws for who puts which cup driver in the wall.
Oh, and also try to save on motel rooms.

15.

You call that whinning? You need to hang out with me for a week or two and you will see some drivers really whinning.

16.

Foyt will kill Aleshin before long.

17.

Lol Not a single damn given.

18

JPM nailed it. Ed was bitching about Will Power style driving and he did the same damn thing. He said "douchebag". He's so damn American at this point. Love it.

19.

This concludes the Iowa Corn Ethanol Presents The Iowa Corn 300 Powered by Iowa Corn Ethanol, Presented on NBC Sports Net by Iowa Corn Ethanol.

20.

In only her third cup start at Loudon, Patrick turned in a solid 22nd place finish raising her average finish there to an awesome 27th. The finish put her once again firmly in the top five of the bottom half of the field. She improved her stellar starting position by seven. And, with that she set new records for women.

Selected highlights of her memorable and historic day:
In a masterful display of talent she drove past Jeff Gordon towards the end for position
She soundly defeated last week’s winner, the highly competitive Aric Almirola, by several seconds.
Battled with the legendary Jeff Burton in his second start of the season in the always dangerous, part time 66 car. While she came up short she learned a great deal.
A lead lap finish. She skillfully saved her equipment and played the ServiceMaster Clean cautions. Including NASCAR’s always legit debris calls.

After a grueling stretch of competition, we’ll take a break from cup competition next week and return with vigor for the final races of the season.

21.

Is there a "Bush/Quayle '88" bumper sticker on the car?

22.

Morgans roller skates are older than most posters on this forum.

23.

Jeff said that Morgan is an awesome napper.

24.

He's too old to be playing that close to the highway.

 

[DUN24]

12

 

[ToyYoda]

#1.

 

[HoneyBadger]

#1

 

[Johali]

15

 

[Whizzer]

Toss up between #9 and #21.

 

[DanicaFreak]

14. FB outdid hisself this week

 

[BobbyFord]

11.

 

[Rockears001]

7