Pocono II Race Thread

[Joniki]

* Imagines a devious looking Andy sitting in small room surrounded by charts for commercials by laps, hour, % of race, per pass, etc...*

You forgot the "in the basement" part.

 

[Racer1930]

"Strategery" time.

 

[FenderBumper]

Thanks Kyle for trying to give Gordon a chance to make the chase.

M&M's melt on the wall too.

 

[basscatcher89]

Kyle is gonna grab a torch and burn this place down after this one lol. Dont think hes had any luck there ever.

 

[FenderBumper]

You forgot the "in the basement" part.

Yeah, that's it. And Momma Andy brings him plates of chicken fingers and jugs of Mountain dew.

 

[Greg]

Uh oh

Please the weather maps are supposed to have a hot blonde with legs that go from Mexico to Canada explaining things (note on images the text includes the instructional term 'gif')

 

[#17D500winner]

Yeah, that's it. And Momma Andy brings him plates of chicken fingers and jugs of Mountain dew.

Chickens don't have fingers

 

[FenderBumper]

"Strategery" time.

Strategy? Like Kyle quits JGR and goes to Furniture Row?

 

[HoneyBadger]

Junyer leads and Kyle wrecking?

 

[Brent]

Interesting strategy to not pit here. They are already halfway through a fuel run and even if it does rain, they'll just continue the race tomorrow so you aren't gaining anything from staying out.

 

[VaDirt]

Chickens don't have fingers

But they don't have nuggets either.

 

[FenderBumper]

Chickens don't have fingers

Yes they do, to scratch their nuggets.

 

[#17D500winner]

But they don't have nuggets either.

True enough.

 

[Racer1930]

Hot Weather Gal (Spanish not required):

 

[FenderBumper]

Props to Kyle. It's late summer, and he hasn't thrown a tantrum, and he's had plenty of reason to.

 

[VaDirt]

Hot Weather Gal (Spanish not required):

I have no idea what she's talking about, but wow.

 

[FenderBumper]

Hot Weather Gal (Spanish not required):

Wow, look at the size of those high pressure areas!

 

[#17D500winner]

Props to Kyle. It's late summer, and he hasn't thrown a tantrum, and he's had plenty of reason to.

I'm expecting a blown gasket by Labour Day weekend.

 

[HoneyBadger]

http://www.intellicast.com/Local/WxMapFull.aspx

Tomorrow's looking like a fine day for a race.

 

[Greg]

Hot Weather Gal (Spanish not required):

Thank you, gracious, nachos, tacos or something

 

[HoneyBadger]

Now the other Busch is having problems.

 

[Racer1930]

KuBu going Slooooooow

 

[FenderBumper]

http://www.intellicast.com/Local/WxMapFull.aspx

Tomorrow's looking like a fine day for a race.

The race is on, there's a hot weather girl above, and you're looking at that? I'm worried about you, Andy.

 

[FenderBumper]

Jr has some soap to deal with.

 

[HoneyBadger]

I don't know what strategy Keselowski's playing but he's got a fast car, holding everyone off on two tires.

 

[FenderBumper]

I don't know what strategy Keselowski's playing but he's got a fast car, holding everyone off on two tires.

Then you DO know his strategy. Take 2 tires, stay in front. If he gets back in traffic, he'll drop back pretty fast until tires even out a little.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Keselowski pits, Junyer to the lead.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Jimmie has a fast car

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

Jeff has made it into the top 10.

 

[FenderBumper]

I don't know what strategy Keselowski's playing but he's got a fast car, holding everyone off on 4 old tires.

 

[FenderBumper]

Paul isn't going to tell you anything valuable.

 

[HoneyBadger]

The 48 team is starting to look like the 48 team of 2006-2010 again.

 

[Racer1930]

Amazing to me they don't hit the wall more often here...they get about a foot away from it every lap.

 

[Brent]

40 more laps to halfway.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Jimmie Johnson to the lead

 

[Racer1930]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[#17D500winner]

Paul isn't going to tell you anything valuable.

I thought the same thing.

 

[FenderBumper]

The 48 team is starting to look like the 48 team of 2006-2010 again.

Please say it isn't so.

 

[Racer1930]

Jimmie took Jr. like Grant took Richmond

 

[FenderBumper]

I thought the same thing.

Knowing Paul, he knows exactly what lap they'll be on when it rains, and Kez will be set to stay out when everyone else has to come in for gas. Then, it rains.