Puns to share with morning coffee


Oct 30, 2002
NJ to NC to FL
I just finished reading a book about the world's nicest basement. It is a best cellar.

It was my first week of working in a bicycle factory and already they made me a spokesman.

My laptop caught pneumonia. Turns out I left Windows open.

The main function of your big toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place.

Didja ever notice how horses have few divorces? It's because they have stable relationships.

My teachers always told me I procrastinate and would never amount to much. I told them, just you wait!

90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it.

Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle. It's a vicious cycle!!

The word "incorrectly" is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.

I've been experimenting with breeding racing deer. Now I'm accused of trying to make a fast buck.

Yesterday morning I yelled into a colander and strained my voice.

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line!!!

You can trust a nudist. They have nothing to hide.
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