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A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he
finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here,
flop your fat butt down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it's started."
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he
finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here,
flop your fat butt down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it's started."
:lol: 
