"Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!"
"Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them."
"Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"
"I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."
"Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!"
"Do you like pancakes? Well how about IHOP on that ass."
"Are you booger "If you were a booger, I'd pick you