Really bad pick up line

kkfan91

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you were fought over heavily in the Civil War.
 
"Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!"

"Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them."

"Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"

"I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."

"Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!"

"Do you like pancakes? Well how about IHOP on that ass."

"Are you booger "If you were a booger, I'd pick you
 
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