Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do
Not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:
Medical Term and Redneck Definition
Artery ----- The study of paintings
Bacteria ------ Back door to cafeteria
Barium ------- What doctors do when patients die
Benign -------- What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section ----- A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan ----- Searching for Kitty
Cauterize ------ Made eye contact with her
Colic ------ A sheep dog
Coma ------- A punctuation mark
Dilate -------- To live long
Enema -------- Not a friend
Fester -------- Quicker than someone else
Fibula ------- A small lie
Impotent ------ Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain ----- Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff ------ A Doctor's cane
Morbid ------- A higher offer
Nitrates ------- Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
Node ------- I knew it
Outpatient ------ A person who has fainted
Pelvis ------ Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative ------ A letter carrier
Recovery Room ------ Place to do upholstery
Rectum ----- Nearly killed him
Secretion ------- Hiding something
Seizure ------ Roman Emperor
Tablet ------ A small table
Terminal Illness ----- Getting sick at the airport
Tumor ----- One plus one more
Urine ----- Opposite of you're out
Not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:
Medical Term and Redneck Definition
Artery ----- The study of paintings
Bacteria ------ Back door to cafeteria
Barium ------- What doctors do when patients die
Benign -------- What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section ----- A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan ----- Searching for Kitty
Cauterize ------ Made eye contact with her
Colic ------ A sheep dog
Coma ------- A punctuation mark
Dilate -------- To live long
Enema -------- Not a friend
Fester -------- Quicker than someone else
Fibula ------- A small lie
Impotent ------ Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain ----- Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff ------ A Doctor's cane
Morbid ------- A higher offer
Nitrates ------- Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
Node ------- I knew it
Outpatient ------ A person who has fainted
Pelvis ------ Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative ------ A letter carrier
Recovery Room ------ Place to do upholstery
Rectum ----- Nearly killed him
Secretion ------- Hiding something
Seizure ------ Roman Emperor
Tablet ------ A small table
Terminal Illness ----- Getting sick at the airport
Tumor ----- One plus one more
Urine ----- Opposite of you're out
