Report: Logano to Penske

Andy must've brought in an apple for the teacher again :confused:
 
The Will Power double bird.... one of the greatest moments in IndyCar history.
Saw it live and in person,and I thought it was me the bird was shot to. Not impressed.
And in the first picture, behind the 2 girls in the white shirts, the guy looks like Richard Hatch...
 
Andy is it true that you bought your collection of 100 plus sex dolls to the Baltimore event to help fill up the stands and fluff up the attendance figures?
 
I probably shouldn't comment as I've never been to an Indy race, (why let that stop me?), but a few things that I notice looking at these Indy fans.

Notice the lack of excitement on their faces.

Where's the race garb on these people? No support of their drivers at all.

The guy in the green, bottom left, is watching the NASCAR pre show on his Sprint phone.

Total lack of jorts and crocs.

The guy taking the picture is praying for rain hoping that wet tee contest breaks out in the stands. Looks like they need more adult beverages though. They don't look to happy either.

Every one of these people look like they wish they were somewhere else.



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Back on track. Good luck to Logano on his move to Penske.
 
I probably shouldn't comment as I've never been to an Indy race, (why let that stop me?), but a few things that I notice looking at these Indy fans.

Notice the lack of excitement on their faces.

Where's the race garb on these people? No support of their drivers at all.

The guy in the green, bottom left, is watching the NASCAR pre show on his Sprint phone.

Total lack of jorts and crocs.

The guy taking the picture is praying for rain hoping that wet tee contest breaks out in the stands. Looks like they need more adult beverages though. They don't look to happy either.

Every one of these people look like they wish they were somewhere else.

You're expecting way too much from blowup dolls.
 
I probably shouldn't comment as I've never been to an Indy race, (why let that stop me?), but a few things that I notice looking at these Indy fans.

Notice the lack of excitement on their faces.

Where's the race garb on these people? No support of their drivers at all.

The guy in the green, bottom left, is watching the NASCAR pre show on his Sprint phone.

Total lack of jorts and crocs.

The guy taking the picture is praying for rain hoping that wet tee contest breaks out in the stands. Looks like they need more adult beverages though. They don't look to happy either.

Every one of these people look like they wish they were somewhere else.



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Back on track. Good luck to Logano on his move to Penske.
Your right, half look bored and the other half look miserable.
 
Nascar merchandise is pretty tacky most of the time. I'd be happy if shirts had a small number of X driver and nothing else.
They have exactly what you describe in their souvenir haulers it's just that us rednecks like the more tacky attire. It's NASCAR, it's not Polo. Maybe Ralph Lauren can come up with a NASCAR line to appease the more sophisticated fan such as yourself? ;) :p
 
They have exactly what you describe in their souvenir haulers it's just that us rednecks like the more tacky attire. It's NASCAR, it's not Polo. Maybe Ralph Lauren can come up with a NASCAR line to appease the more sophisticated fan such as yourself? ;) :p
And as an aside they have plenty of the ones you describe but they dont sell very well.
 
Hey I have a number of tacky Nascar shirts lol
I used to have a bunch but when my driver switched numbers and sponsors I quit supporting the merchandise hauler like I used to. My wife and I used to spend waaay too much money on that crap. Now, it's only my wife that continues to do so. :D The only thing I really buy any more are those little can koozies which are totally unnecessary as my beer never survives long enough out of the cooler for a major temperature change.
 
And as an aside they have plenty of the ones you describe but they dont sell very well.
I think the people wearing those shirts are the ones above me at the track behind the glass. I wouldn't know for sure though as I've never been there. I sit with the masses. :cool:
 
I used to have a bunch but when my driver switched numbers and sponsors I quit supporting the merchandise hauler like I used to. My wife and I used to spend waaay too much money on that crap. Now, it's only my wife that continues to do so. :D The only thing I really buy any more are those little can koozies which are totally unnecessary as my beer never survives long enough out of the cooler for a major temperature change.

My apologies for going off topic but I always felt bad for the guys wearing Mark Martin Viagra shirts. You know it was hard to wear those.
 
My apologies for going off topic but I always felt bad for the guys wearing Mark Martin Viagra shirts. You know it was hard to wear those.

One year you had all these burly construction guys wearing Cummins Deisel ..Valvoline t shirts then BAM ,they're all dressed in Viagra duds . :(
 
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