Mad Max's 25 rules to help women understand men
Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up...don't come tell us about it. Put it down.
Don't cut your hair. Ever.
Don't make us guess.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to...expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Some times, we're not thinking about you.
We're never thinking about "the relationship."
Get rid of your cat. No, it's not different -- it's just like every other cat.
Dogs are better than any cats.
Sunday = sports.
Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
Anything you wear is fine. really.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Crying is blackmail. use it if you have to, but don't expect us to like it.
Your brother is an idiot.
Ask for what you want. subtle hints don't work.
No...we don't know what day it is. Mark anniversaries.
Share the bathroom.
Share the closet.
"Yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers.
A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. see a doctor.
Nothing says "i love you" like sex in the morning.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
Check your oil.
Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
Mad Max - More Rules For Women
10. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. you can't do both. Pick one.
9. If you wear a Wonderbra...don't complain when we stare at your boobs.
8. Peeing standing up is a lot harder than sitting down. we're bound to miss every once in a while
7. Those "thin" clothes you're hanging onto in the closet? No offense, but you're never gonna be able to wear them again. Might as well give 'em to Goodwill.
6. Just so you know...men don't have any "feelings" to talk about.
5. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
4. If you want us to do something...you have to ask 3 times. The first time we didn't hear you -- and the second time we didn't think you were serious.
3. Columbus didn't stop to ask for directions...and he turned out pretty good.
2. If we say something that you can take two ways...and one of 'em makes you mad...we meant the other one.
...and the Number One thing for women to know about men...
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up...don't come tell us about it. Put it down.
Don't cut your hair. Ever.
Don't make us guess.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to...expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Some times, we're not thinking about you.
We're never thinking about "the relationship."
Get rid of your cat. No, it's not different -- it's just like every other cat.
Dogs are better than any cats.
Sunday = sports.
Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.
Anything you wear is fine. really.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Crying is blackmail. use it if you have to, but don't expect us to like it.
Your brother is an idiot.
Ask for what you want. subtle hints don't work.
No...we don't know what day it is. Mark anniversaries.
Share the bathroom.
Share the closet.
"Yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers.
A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. see a doctor.
Nothing says "i love you" like sex in the morning.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
Check your oil.
Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
Mad Max - More Rules For Women
10. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. you can't do both. Pick one.
9. If you wear a Wonderbra...don't complain when we stare at your boobs.
8. Peeing standing up is a lot harder than sitting down. we're bound to miss every once in a while
7. Those "thin" clothes you're hanging onto in the closet? No offense, but you're never gonna be able to wear them again. Might as well give 'em to Goodwill.
6. Just so you know...men don't have any "feelings" to talk about.
5. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
4. If you want us to do something...you have to ask 3 times. The first time we didn't hear you -- and the second time we didn't think you were serious.
3. Columbus didn't stop to ask for directions...and he turned out pretty good.
2. If we say something that you can take two ways...and one of 'em makes you mad...we meant the other one.
...and the Number One thing for women to know about men...
Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.