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A Scotsman walks into the library in Glasgow and says to the prim librarian, "excuse me Missy. Do ye hiv ony books on suicide?"
The librarian looks over her dark, wide rimmed glasses and replied, "Fook off, Laddie. Ye'll no bring it back!"
The librarian looks over her dark, wide rimmed glasses and replied, "Fook off, Laddie. Ye'll no bring it back!"