Scottish humor (?)

[Whizzer]

A Scotsman walks into the library in Glasgow and says to the prim librarian, "excuse me Missy. Do ye hiv ony books on suicide?"

The librarian looks over her dark, wide rimmed glasses and replied, "Fook off, Laddie. Ye'll no bring it back!"

 

[sdj]

A Scotsman walks into the library in Glasgow and says to the prim librarian, "excuse me Missy. Do ye hiv ony books on suicide?"

The librarian looks over her dark, wide rimmed glasses and replied, "Fook off, Laddie. Ye'll no bring it back!"

Prissy Librarian

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Missie, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks,looks at him over the top of her glasses,and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"

racing-forums.com

They say short term memory is the first to go.

PS: Great AVATAR!!

 

[acmerocket]

Prissy Librarian

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Missie, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks,looks at him over the top of her glasses,and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"

racing-forums.com

They say short term memory is the first to go.

PS: Great AVATAR!!

whats the last thing to go though a bugs mine when he hits a windshield.his ass