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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are awakened while sleeping. Toto looks at the Lone Ranger and says,
" look up, what do you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Well Tonto, astronomically speaking,
It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it also tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
Past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'
"You dumber than buffalo ****. It means someone stole the tent."
" look up, what do you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Well Tonto, astronomically speaking,
It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it also tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
Past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'
"You dumber than buffalo ****. It means someone stole the tent."