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1. There are two kinds of pedestrians ....... the quick and the dead.
2. Life is sexually transmitted.
3. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday; lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
5. Ever wonder who the person was to look at a cow and say, "think I'll pull on one of those dnagly things and see what comes out?" Or, how about eggs ...................
6. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why is there a song about him?
7. If corn oil is made from corn and vegatable oil is made from vegatables, what is baby oil made of?
8. Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which someone can die.
9. And lastly, if Superman could stop bullets, why did he always duck when the bad guy threw a gun at him?
2. Life is sexually transmitted.
3. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday; lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
5. Ever wonder who the person was to look at a cow and say, "think I'll pull on one of those dnagly things and see what comes out?" Or, how about eggs ...................
6. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why is there a song about him?
7. If corn oil is made from corn and vegatable oil is made from vegatables, what is baby oil made of?
8. Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which someone can die.
9. And lastly, if Superman could stop bullets, why did he always duck when the bad guy threw a gun at him?