A United States Marine was attending some
college courses between assignments. He had
completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the
courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a
member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came
in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if
you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform. I'll give you
exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got
down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine
got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-****ed him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to
his seat and sat there, silently. The other students
were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in
silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the
matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today
protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid **** and act like an a**hole.
So, He sent me."
college courses between assignments. He had
completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the
courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a
member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came
in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if
you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform. I'll give you
exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin
drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got
down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine
got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-****ed him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to
his seat and sat there, silently. The other students
were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in
silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the
matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today
protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid **** and act like an a**hole.
So, He sent me."