Sonoma Race Thread

[FenderBumper]

The rednecks aren't allowed to use the beltways?

The beltway signs don't have pictures.

 

[HoneyBadger]

They really shouldn't get maps of timing loops. TNT just showed it perfectly how Truex gassed it between the loops.

 

[Ditzmeister]

No. Everyone porks a little ***** now and then.

My fiance really liked that post.

 

[FenderBumper]

They really shouldn't get maps of timing loops. TNT just showed it perfectly how Truex gassed it between the loops.

Hey, we're talking about pork and commercials. Stay on topic.

 

[Racer1930]

The rednecks aren't allowed to use the beltways?

Suspenders are recommended...especially on weekends.

 

[Johali]

I feed my cat pork rinds...does that make me a redneck?

Rednecks have dogs.

 

[FenderBumper]

My fiance really liked that post.

I like him already. Can you teach him to type?

 

[#17D500winner]

LOL! "Honey, everytime you get drunk, the kids lose a pet".

Check out this dog eating swine. http://www.perthnow.com.au/fun-games/giant-feral-pig-caught-in-wa/story-e6frg43c-1225717379118

 

[FenderBumper]

Rednecks have dogs.

Everyone knows that their dogs eat coons, not cats.

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

How did Jeff run out of gas when nobody else around him ran out? Did the fuel man not fill his car up?

 

[Johali]

No. Everyone porks a little ***** now and then.

Man thats a little rough even for you, jeeeesh.

 

[FenderBumper]

Check out this dog eating swine. http://www.perthnow.com.au/fun-games/giant-feral-pig-caught-in-wa/story-e6frg43c-1225717379118

Holy crap! I thought piggy tow trucks were a myth.

 

[Ditzmeister]

I like him already. Can you teach him to type?

He is not the internet forum type.

 

[FenderBumper]

Man thats a little rough even for you, jeeeesh.

Yeah, I got carried away.

 

[HoneyBadger]

This race really needs Jacques Villeneuve.

 

[FenderBumper]

He is not the internet forum type.

I guess he just likes your shoulder too much to leave.

 

[Ditzmeister]

This race really needs Jacques Villeneuve.

No it doesn't. He sucks. As you can see I am still bitter about yesterday.

 

[Racer1930]

How did Jeff run out of gas when nobody else around him ran out? Did the fuel man not fill his car up?

Next they'll call him in for a round of wedge and three tires....(shaking my head)

 

[Ditzmeister]

I guess he just likes your shoulder too much to leave.

True, very true.

 

[HoneyBadger]

TNT's race break in between commercials runs the exact same length as NBC's commercials during Olympic Trials.

 

[Johali]

Yeah, I got carried away.

Yea shame shame but if you stop what in the hell would we do, talk about racing?

 

[HoneyBadger]

This is getting ridiculous with Harvick. Every ****** week.

 

[Ditzmeister]

This is getting ridiculous with Harvick. Every ******* week.

Of course he is one of my drivers in my fantasy league.

 

[#17D500winner]

Clean racing from Harvick...good stuff.

 

[Ditzmeister]

1st caution of the day.

 

[BobbyFord]

Finally a yeller

 

[Joniki]

The number 10 just became a sub compact.

 

[FenderBumper]

The number 10 just became a sub compact.

I wonder if he will fit the jig after the race.

 

[HoneyBadger]

No replay? TNT just couldn't wait to cut to commercial, could they?

 

[HoneyBadger]

This could get ugly now.

 

[EI2IC]

After watching Drissi in practice the last couple days I must say im shocked he was the first one to wreck...............

 

[HoneyBadger]

Four TNT commercial periods in the time NBC stays on the air with Olympic Trials between commercials. Perspective.

 

[FenderBumper]

"calling an audible" is totally misused these days. Calling a guy to the pits isn't what it's meant for, even though it's audio.

 

[FenderBumper]

Four TNT commercial periods in the time NBC stays on the air with Olympic Trials between commercials. Perspective.

Olympic trials? I hope they convicted those bastards.

 

[Racer1930]

Man I'm hungry..and thirsty! But first I think I'll buy a new phone and get some more insurance.

 

[FenderBumper]

After watching Drissi in practice the last couple days I must say im shocked he was the first one to wreck...............

Who is Drissi?

 

[Gordon_Fan24]

Maybe this caution will help the 24 salvage a decent finish....

 

[Johali]

Who is Drissi?

Damned if I know

 

[FenderBumper]

Andy's gonna splode.

 

[EI2IC]

Who is Drissi?

Not really sure, just saw him wreck twice in practice.