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ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup."

BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

BEG - Noun. A paper, cloth, or plastic container.
Usage: "You wanna beg for your groceries?"

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

DID - adjective. Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."

EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"

FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."

FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

FRAUD - Adjective. Cooked in oil.
Usage: "That Southern fraud chicken sure was good."

GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!"

HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.
Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"

HOD - adverb. Not easy.
HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ.
Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."

IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Gator Alumni."
Usage: "Them Gainesville boys sure are ignert!"

JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

JU-HERE - a question. Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas owboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the Florida State University?"

JUICY - Contraction. A question.
GUFF - Noun. A deep chasm.
Usage: "Juicy the Guff of Mexico?"

LOT - adjective. Luminescent.
Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."

MARKINS - Noun. Citizens of the United States.
Usage: "My fellow Markins..."

MERINGUE - Noun. A piece of jewelry worn on the finger.
Usage: "Ju like meringue?"

MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."

NASCAR - Phrase.
Usage: "View seen the new Ford Taurus? Now that's a nascar!"

PA - Noun. A baked pastry dish.
Usage: "This pecan pa is the best ah ever et."

PAR - Noun. Energy.
Usage: "If ya don't pay th' 'lectric cumpny, they shut off yer par."

PARAMOUR - Noun. An automated device for cutting grass.
Usage: "What kinda deal you gonna make me on that paramour?"

PROSS - Noun. The value or cost of an item.
Usage: "That there prom dress sho is purty, but it is not worth the pross."

RAFFLE - Noun. A firearm.
Usage: "Son, fetch me ma raffle."

RAISIN - Noun. Motive or explanation.
Usage: "There ain't no raisin to be actin' thatta way."

RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."

RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."

RICE - Noun. A contest of speed.
Usage: "Y'all going out to Talledega to see the rice?"

ROOL - Adjective. Not urban.
FORD - Preposition. To advance.
Usage: "The rool markins wanna see this country move ford."

SEED - verb, past tense.
VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

SENSUOUS - Phrase.
Usage: "Honey, sensuous up, could you get me another beer?"

TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."

TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eifel Tire in Paris sometime."

WARSH - verb. To clean.
SQUARSH - noun. A vegetable (also verb - to flatten).
Usage: "Warsh that squarsh, Bubba ... you don't know where its been!"

Y'ALL -- noun. A degree of rotation.
Usage: "There are three degrees of Southern rotation: Pitch, Roll, and Y'all."

YEWSTEN - Noun. The fifth largest city in America (I think).
BEG - Adverb. Not small.
Usage: "Yewsten's a beg, beg city."
 
Sadly enough I probably hear all of those used within a weeks time.:(
 
Originally posted by B.C. - 24
Sadly enough I probably hear all of those used within a weeks time.:(
Click to expand...

Better than hearing, "Yo, Joey. What am I, a retard or somethin? What, you think your s*** don't stink? Get the hell outta here before I bat you over your freakin' head!"

Or something like that...

:p
 
I like how some of them pronounce the word YES as YE ES. Two syllables! Kinda sexy when some of the country girls down here talk like that!

Think you could fit in Abooja? :p
 
I could probably fake it well enough.

But I don't like faking things. :eek:
 
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