Baptist Pastor calls up the Catholic Priest and asks him:
"Since our churches are just across the street from each other I was wondering if you have also been having squirrel problems?"
Priest: "We have had them before - they got into the wiring and made nests and were a real problem...we've taken care of them for the most part now though"
Pastor: "what did you do?"
Priest: "Well we tried all sorts of things that didn't work and finally we just decided to make them members...now the only show up on Christmas and Easter"
"Since our churches are just across the street from each other I was wondering if you have also been having squirrel problems?"
Priest: "We have had them before - they got into the wiring and made nests and were a real problem...we've taken care of them for the most part now though"
Pastor: "what did you do?"
Priest: "Well we tried all sorts of things that didn't work and finally we just decided to make them members...now the only show up on Christmas and Easter"