Strange Predictions thread...

[Spike]

1. JR Motorsports will move to Cup competition full time in 2011, running the #8 with Budweiser sponsorship and Kasey Kahne driving.

2. In 2012, Kyle Busch Motorsports will have a team running at least part time in the Sprint Cup, emulating Dale Sr. and DEI.

3. Brad Keselowski will move back to Hendrick after Mark Martin retires.

4. Parker Kligerman wont make his Cup debut with Penske.

5. Martin Truex, Jr. will win the 2010 Chase.

 

[GREAT AMERICAN RACE FAN]

1) Danica will finish in the top 30 in a Cup lite race.

2) Dale Junior will make the 2010 Chase.

3) Jimmie Johnson will win a 5th Championship, retire and take over for Regis on the Regis and Kelly show.

4)William Shatner is the grand marshall of the Daytona July race.

5)Brian France joins Tiger Woods at Sex addiction clinic.

6)Mark Martin test positive for metamucil.

 

[carsntunes]

1. Jimmie Johnson will hit a seagull at Homestead. It cause him to lose the championship by one point to Juan Pablo Montoya.

2.) Juan Pablo Montoya will become the first driver to win the championship and not winning a race.

3.) Regan Smith will win Talledega. Both of them.

4) Dale Jr will shock everyone and move over to Penske's as a fourth team member in the #22 Whiskey River Dodge.

5.) Kyle Petty will form 2 race teams, in an alliance with EGR. The Numbers? 44 & 45. Kyle wll drive the 45 sponsored by Mello Yello and the 44 will be driven by Sterling Marlin and sponsored by Hooters. They will each win a race before years end.

 

[Restrictor Plate King!]

1) Jimime will cut down a tire & smack the wall on the last lap at homestead finishing just outside the top 10 & losing the title by 48 pts to Mark Martin.

2) Danica will make a surprise appearance at the Nationwide Winn Dixie 250, qualify in the top 10 & pass Jr at the line to win.

3) Jr will announce that he's hanging up his helmet as far as Cup racing's concerned because he's doesn't wanna tarnish the old man's name anymore.

4) Allie Owens will make her Sprint Cup debut driving for MWR

5) Montya will go on a tear during the chase winning 5 of the 10 races.

 

[GREAT AMERICAN RACE FAN]

1. Jimmie Johnson will hit a seagull at Homestead. It cause him to lose the championship by one point to Juan Pablo Montoya.

2.) Juan Pablo Montoya will become the first driver to win the championship and not winning a race.

3.) Regan Smith will win Talledega. Both of them.

4) Dale Jr will shock everyone and move over to Penske's as a fourth team member in the #22 Whiskey River Dodge.

5.) Kyle Petty will form 2 race teams, in an alliance with EGR. The Numbers? 44 & 45. Kyle wll drive the 45 sponsored by Mello Yello and the 44 will be driven by Sterling Marlin and sponsored by Hooters. They will each win a race before years end.

I am O.K. with #5, everyone cross your fingers!!!

 

[HoneyBadger]

My strange, never will come true, predictions:

1. Someone other than Jimmie Johnson wins the championship (let's all hope)
2. Regan Smith wins a race
3. Danica leaves IRL to compete in NASCAR full-time
4. Shane Hmiel's expulsion from NASCAR is lifted
5. Kevin and Delana Harvick have a baby

 

[HoneyBadger]

[*]Someone other than Jimmie Johnson wins the championship (let's all hope)

I'm gonna keep picking him in fantasy (trying to jinx the lucky sumbeech) until he either wins the championship or falls apart.

Right now, I'm leading fantasy standings, so I guess the jinx isn't working.