Strange Quotes About Santa:
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a
beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over
the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering
illegal drug money? - Tom Armstrong
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to
see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley
Temple Black
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. - Victor
Borge
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be
coming into my neighborhood after dark. - Dick Gregory
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and
long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? -
Arlo Guthrie
I played Santa Claus many times, and if you don't believe it, check out
the divorce settlements awarded my wives. - Groucho Marx "The Groucho
Phile"
Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a
beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over
the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering
illegal drug money? - Tom Armstrong
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to
see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley
Temple Black
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. - Victor
Borge
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be
coming into my neighborhood after dark. - Dick Gregory
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and
long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? -
Arlo Guthrie
I played Santa Claus many times, and if you don't believe it, check out
the divorce settlements awarded my wives. - Groucho Marx "The Groucho
Phile"