Terrorists among us

paul

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No offense to anyone, just a joke...

The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and
Mississippi
announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their
states.

Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become
romantically
involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and they
now
have the sad task of reporting the creation of a new sector of the
human
race: Islamabubbas. So far, only a smattering of actual births have
been
reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work
trying
to
isolate and seal them off.

To date, the Coalition has identified the following children:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dundat

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have
sprung
from
one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.
 
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