Texas cup thread

[FenderBumper]

2 weeks, and I couldn't wait any longer.

My crystal ball says...

Forget about the times put down during first practice, which was during the daytime heat.
Don't bet on Carl. Mr buff and tuff is still recovering from last years ass whooping by the fat kid.
Clint and Newman will have trouble winning a race in the top ten if Gordon is around them at the end.
Keselowski sucks at Texas, and that wont change this week.
Mark Martin could win, if they take a nap break halfway through.
Ganassi will have another mechanical failure, so hide the jet dryers and safety cars.

 

[#17D500winner]

2 weeks, and I couldn't wait any longer.

My crystal ball says...

Forget about the times put down during first practice, which was during the daytime heat.
Don't bet on Carl. Mr buff and tuff is still recovering from last years ass whooping by the fat kid.
Clint and Newman will have trouble winning a race in the top ten if Gordon is around them at the end.
Keselowski sucks at Texas, and that wont change this week.
Mark Martin could win, if they take a nap break halfway through.
Ganassi will have another mechanical failure, so hide the jet dryers and safety cars.

You don't see anything about #17 or #48 in there, Miss Cleo?

 

[Matthew2470]

It will be interesting to see if the 14 is fast again.

 

[FenderBumper]

You don't see anything about #17 or #48 in there, Miss Cleo?

...the plot thickens....

 

[mike honcho]

2 weeks, and I couldn't wait any longer.

My crystal ball says...

Forget about the times put down during first practice, which was during the daytime heat.
Don't bet on Carl. Mr buff and tuff is still recovering from last years ass whooping by the fat kid.
Clint and Newman will have trouble winning a race in the top ten if Gordon is around them at the end.
Keselowski sucks at Texas, and that wont change this week.
Mark Martin could win, if they take a nap break halfway through.
Ganassi will have another mechanical failure, so hide the jet dryers and safety cars.

To bad Mayfield didn't use your crystal ball FB.Maybe he could have seen more racing in his future.

 

[FenderBumper]

To bad Mayfield didn't use your crystal ball FB.Maybe he could have seen more racing in his future.

Crystal ball over crystal Meth is always a wise choice.

 

[FenderBumper]

The fat kid wrecked his car and went to a backup.

 

[Matthew2470]

The fat kid wrecked his car and went to a backup.

Pretty surprised to see Tony lose it that bad.

 

[Matthew2470]

I blame his new haircut.

 

[Matthew2470]

It's annoying when they say someone "won" practice. I think they do it just to f*** with me.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

The fat kid wrecked his car and went to a backup.

Doesn't surprise me. He said yesterday they couldn't get the setup right.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

It's annoying when they say someone "won" practice. I think they do it just to f*** with me.

DW said they should get a trophy for winning practice. He was kidding.......I hope

 

[JimmieGordon2448]

Boy Junior's car looks awful, 28.66?

 

[MoMike]

Boy Junior's car looks awful, 28.66?

Then whats that say for the 24??

 

[JimmieGordon2448]

Then whats that say for the 24??

Only Kasey looks halfway decent out of the Hendrick drivers, I guess the race is all that counts. Jr should still get a pretty good starting spot.

 

[FenderBumper]

Boy Junior's car looks awful, 28.66?

I'm not so sure. The wind seems to be messing everyone up.

 

[JimmieGordon2448]

OK Jimmie improved from practice, has did Jr.

 

[JimmieGordon2448]

I'm not so sure. The wind seems to be messing everyone up.

He improved a full second from his final practice time.

 

[FenderBumper]

Wow, Kez actually laid down a fast lap at Texas.

 

[FenderBumper]

I think someones gonna hit a wall today.

 

[FenderBumper]

He improved a full second from his final practice time.

One guy might get some lucky wind and lay down a killer.

 

[Tennessee Racing]

If the whole racing thing doesn't work for Brad he can get a job with SPEED.

 

[MoMike]

If the whole racing thing doesn't work for Brad he can get a job with SPEED.

ESPN needs the help!!

 

[Matthew2470]

Thanks for singing, DW.

 

[HoneyBadger]

Kasey starts 5th.

Over/Under on his crash?

 

[FenderBumper]

Kasey starts 5th.

Over/Under on his crash?

I think he aims a little lower and simply protects his finish.

 

[FenderBumper]

If the whole racing thing doesn't work for Brad he can get a job with SPEED.

I like the way he tried to get Jamie to talk about adjustments to his car.

 

[HoneyBadger]

2 weeks, and I couldn't wait any longer.

My crystal ball says...

Forget about the times put down during first practice, which was during the daytime heat.
Don't bet on Carl. Mr buff and tuff is still recovering from last years ass whooping by the fat kid.
Clint and Newman will have trouble winning a race in the top ten if Gordon is around them at the end.
Keselowski sucks at Texas, and that wont change this week.
Mark Martin could win, if they take a nap break halfway through.
Ganassi will have another mechanical failure, so hide the jet dryers and safety cars.

Does your crystal ball also say Harvick hasn't run well at Martinsville since 2007?

 

[FenderBumper]

Does your crystal ball also say Harvick hasn't run well at Martinsville since 2007?

IDK. Here, read it yourself. *throws crystal ball at Andy's head*

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Almost time to go green!

 

[FenderBumper]

Almost time to go green!

Another hour yet, but I know how you feel. I hope it's an exciting race.

 

[Greg]

I am at work until 6 am.

But I have a droid Razr with no usage limits, no principals, or morals so somebody post me a free stream or feed, or PM it to me.


Thanks

 

[Tennessee Racing]

Another hour yet, but I know how you feel. I hope it's an exciting race.

Me too but tracks like Texas can be big let downs.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

I was excited, but Michael Waltrip already ruined it

 

[TexasRaceLady]

It seems like forever since the last race.

 

[Biffle16]

I was excited, but Michael Waltrip already ruined it

I can't wait till fox is done with the races and get these yahoos off the air.they talk like we have never ever seen a race.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

It seems like forever since the last race.

It sure does! I missed the race last night too. Hope it's a good one.

 

[Biffle16]

heres to Biffle,Kenneth and JR 1,2,3...just for my yahoo team other than that JR could crash in round 1 as far as I care

 

[FenderBumper]

Me too but tracks like Texas can be big let downs.

Sadly, that's very true.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

I can't wait till fox is done with the races and get these yahoos off the air.they talk like we have never ever seen a race.

I like Mike Joy, but they shouldn't have MW on here. He's got too much interest and with everything that happened 2 weeks ago he couldn't comment?! Reautiman is a jack@!s and Bowyer had no chance of sticking it in there and coming out the other side. How hard is that?