Texas cup thread

[HoneyBadger]

uuummmm that's a violation of 12-24-A that's - points for you.

I'm always in violation of 12-4-A.

 

[Biffle16]

or get a sling shot and aim at pigs

 

[MOEJOE]

Go Jimmie Johnson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[racer8]

Glad to see The 24 recovering from that bad qualifying run.

 

[racer8]

We need a yellow to bunch things up.

 

[HoneyBadger]

NASCAR should move this race to Rockingham.

 

[Biffle16]

Glad to see The 24 recovering from that bad qualifying run.

ya that's just great....glad to see it also

 

[MOEJOE]

It's a record for green flag laps at texas. YAWN. GO JIMMIE!

 

[HoneyBadger]

This race is long and boring. Bring back North Wilkesboro.

 

[racer8]

ya that's just great....glad to see it also

 

[Biffle16]

how come every race is a yawn around here....we all know what we get at Texas.

 

[HoneyBadger]

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[HoneyBadger]

"Nobody wants to win more than Greg Biffle"

STFU. If he cared about winning, he would've made a move to win the 500 instead of push his teammate to victory.

 

[Gordon_Fan24]

how come every race is a yawn around here....we all know what we get at Texas.

Exactly! Surely no one expected edge of your seat excitement at Texas lol

 

[racer8]

I know you all hate B S cautions but I'm thinkin it might be a good time for one.

 

[Biffle16]

"Nobody wants to win more than Greg Biffle"

STFU. If he cared about winning, he would've made a move to win the 500 instead of push his teammate to victory.

LOL I bet he would be happy with no wins and a championship

 

[HoneyBadger]

Dear Kasey Kahne,

If you're gonna have your weekly crash, please do so soon.

Signed,
The 10 NASCAR fans that are still awake.

 

[HoneyBadger]

LOL I bet he would be happy with no wins and a championship

Points don't matter after 7 races. Points don't even matter after 26 races. Ask Kevin Harvick, Carl Edwards, Kyle Busch and Jeff Gordon about that.

 

[FenderBumper]

Go Jimmie Johnson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, the #24 team just took Chads pit crew!

 

[FenderBumper]

Here comes Biffle running the fastest laps.

 

[Biffle16]

Dear Kasey Kahne,

If you're gonna have your weekly crash, please do so soon.

Signed,
The 10 NASCAR fans that are still awake.

and 7 are on this forum!!!!

 

[HoneyBadger]

The Nappytime 500, brought to you by the most boring track in NASCAR racing history.

 

[FenderBumper]

The Nappytime 500, brought to you by the most boring track in NASCAR racing history.

Everything is bigger in Texas, including the yawns.

 

[HoneyBadger]

The last time Jimmie Johnson, Greg Biffle and Mark Martin were first, second and third, Mark Martin won the race. Michigan 2009, that snorefest had one who entire exciting lap and 199 of the most boring laps I ever saw.

 

[FenderBumper]

Hey JJ, is Kurt over Pocono?

 

[racer8]

Do they need to pit again?

 

[HoneyBadger]

Fuel

 

[HoneyBadger]

Texas needs to be "reconfigured" in to a short dirt road course.

 

[Biffle16]

Do they need to pit again?

no they should be a lap or 2 to the good

 

[Biffle16]

and with JJ leading there will not be a yellow if Biffle catches him there will be one

 

[HoneyBadger]

Ryan Newman has the widest car in all of NASCAR. Best racing of the night and it happens "while we were away"

 

[Biffle16]

ohhhh guess there will be one

 

[BobbyFord]

The next time I have insomnia I'll just play the recording of this race.

 

[Biffle16]

oh my god he can do it!!!!! please

 

[racer8]

Good job Biffle.

 

[HoneyBadger]

New promotion suggestion for Texas Motor Speedway: Our races cure insomnia.

 

[Biffle16]

I am freaking out here....20 laps is a long way to go.

 

[HoneyBadger]

SUCK IT JIMMIE JOHNSON!

 

[HoneyBadger]

SUCK IT AGAIN JIMMIE!

 

[HoneyBadger]

I wonder if Jack Roush will complain to NASCAR about those Fords having a huge horsepower advantage.