Texas Snakes in a basement

@TexasRaceLady ya never know in TEXAS, do ya. ?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...wners-45-rattlesnakes-under-house/3220089002/


DAAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!

 

this is why i live where the air freezes my face

 

Enough is enough. I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes in this Monday to Friday basement.

 

That's why my house has skirting right down to the ground, as do the storage buildings. Keeps all kinds of critters at bay.

 

8 months after I moved here, I found out rattlesnacks are found here.

Ohio doesn't look so bad now.

 

The only snakes I like having around the house are king snakes. They eat rattlesnakes.

 

Whoever ''they'' are ''they'' say there's no poisonous snakes here. 'They'' should have told that to the guy that got bit by a copperhead not 10 miles from me 2 years ago...

 

I hate snakes.

 

This is why I'm never moving to Florida.

 

We appreciate that, thank you.

 

I live in Utah currently, lived in Colorado recently, might consider Nevada soon so there could be more rattlesnakes. I probably sound like a dick, but the California parasites can stay away.

 

Good, we have to dang many crazy people here now.