Very loosley translated from Genisis
The Creation of Cats
Day 1- God created the cat
Day 2- God created Man to serve the cat
Day 3- God created all the other amimals as potential food for the cat
Day 4- God honest toil so the man could do honest labor for the good of the cat.
Day 5- God created the sparkle ball so the cat might or might not play with it
Day 6- God created veternary science to keep the cat healthy and keep the man broke
Day 7- God tried to rest, but had to clean the litter box
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KAT
The Creation of Cats
Day 1- God created the cat
Day 2- God created Man to serve the cat
Day 3- God created all the other amimals as potential food for the cat
Day 4- God honest toil so the man could do honest labor for the good of the cat.
Day 5- God created the sparkle ball so the cat might or might not play with it
Day 6- God created veternary science to keep the cat healthy and keep the man broke
Day 7- God tried to rest, but had to clean the litter box
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KAT