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Just a race fan
Only the Irish have Jokes Like These
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,looking like he’d just been run over by a train.His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp"
What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender." Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little ****, O'Conner," says Sean,"he couldn't do that to you. He must have had something in his hand.
""That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had,and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it.
"” Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself,didn't you have something in your hand?""
That I did," said Paddy."Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,looking like he’d just been run over by a train.His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp"
What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender." Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little ****, O'Conner," says Sean,"he couldn't do that to you. He must have had something in his hand.
""That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had,and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it.
"” Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself,didn't you have something in your hand?""
That I did," said Paddy."Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
