The Love Dress

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The Love Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered."

But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"LOVE dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband LOVES me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.

He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my LOVE dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
 
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Maj!!! Some of us are tryin to eat lunch here! :lol:
 
Originally posted by EatMorePossum@Feb 20 2004, 12:10 PM
Maj!!! Some of us are tryin to eat lunch here! :lol:
I'm truly sorry! Didn't mean to ruin the appetite! Does this help?
 

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Some, except it look kinda like my sister...and I ain't that far back in the sticks.
 
Okay, then. How's about this???
edit: never mind ....... pic was wayyyyyyyyy too big. trying to find another.
 
Originally posted by majestyx+Feb 20 2004, 02:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (majestyx @ Feb 20 2004, 02:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--bowtie@Feb 20 2004, 01:57 PM
Hey, isn't that Pierce? :lol:
Yep! It sure is!
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just checkin. ;)
 
*OHHH! I get it now Maj...very subtle. Oh--nah, I am mixed up again. It's HERSHEY's kisses I know. Thought for a sec they were called REESES Kisses...but ok, there not. :wacko: :wacko: I don't eat much candy.

Not nearly as subtle as I thought then. :lol: :lol:

(*Uh---ignore this whole post.)
 
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