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Norm Peterson that is. Noted beer afficianado of the "Cheers" television series speaks on the ways of the world.
· WOODY: How's it going, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear!
· SAM: Hey, how's life treating you there, Norm?
NORM: Beats me. ... Then it kicks me and leaves me for DEAD!
COACH: How's the world treating you, Norm?
NORM: Like I just ran over its dog.
· WOODY: How's life, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: The plots all right, Woody, but it kind of falls apart at the end.
· COACH: How's life, Norm?
NORM: Not for the squeamish, Coach.
· WOODY: How's life, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: Oh, I'm waiting for the movie.
· How's life treating you, Norm?
NORM: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.
SAM: How's life treating you?
NORM: It's not, Sammy, but you can!
· SAM: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?
NORM: Beats me. I can't find the on-ramp.
· CARLA: What are you all sitting around here like a bunch of wimps for?
NORM: It's what wimps do.
· WOODY: How are you today, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: Never been better, Woody. ... Just once I'd like to be better.
· WOODY: What's happening, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me?
· Hey norm. What you doing? What do ya' know?
NORM: Not enough.
· Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?
NORM: Like a baby treats a diaper.
· How are you today, Norm?
NORM: I'm on top of the world...It's a dismal spot in Greenland.
· How's life Norm?
NORM: Ask a man whose got one.
· What's up Norm?
NORM: God's in His Heaven, [pause] something, something, something.
NORM: Sir, I will have you know that I cannot be bought, and I cannot be threatened, but you put the two together and I'm your man.
· WOODY: How's it going, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear!
· SAM: Hey, how's life treating you there, Norm?
NORM: Beats me. ... Then it kicks me and leaves me for DEAD!
COACH: How's the world treating you, Norm?
NORM: Like I just ran over its dog.
· WOODY: How's life, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: The plots all right, Woody, but it kind of falls apart at the end.
· COACH: How's life, Norm?
NORM: Not for the squeamish, Coach.
· WOODY: How's life, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: Oh, I'm waiting for the movie.
· How's life treating you, Norm?
NORM: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.
SAM: How's life treating you?
NORM: It's not, Sammy, but you can!
· SAM: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?
NORM: Beats me. I can't find the on-ramp.
· CARLA: What are you all sitting around here like a bunch of wimps for?
NORM: It's what wimps do.
· WOODY: How are you today, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: Never been better, Woody. ... Just once I'd like to be better.
· WOODY: What's happening, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me?
· Hey norm. What you doing? What do ya' know?
NORM: Not enough.
· Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?
NORM: Like a baby treats a diaper.
· How are you today, Norm?
NORM: I'm on top of the world...It's a dismal spot in Greenland.
· How's life Norm?
NORM: Ask a man whose got one.
· What's up Norm?
NORM: God's in His Heaven, [pause] something, something, something.
NORM: Sir, I will have you know that I cannot be bought, and I cannot be threatened, but you put the two together and I'm your man.