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True Facts About Men
1. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
8. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
9. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
10.Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is already married or gay.
11. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.
12. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
13. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
14. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men when used on their own - "don't" and "stop".
This is fun!!!!
1. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
8. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
9. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
10.Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is already married or gay.
11. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.
12. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
13. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
14. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men when used on their own - "don't" and "stop".
This is fun!!!!
