ever notice that someone going slower than you is an idiot, but someone going faster is a maniac? I'm not working out: my philosophy is no pain=no pain. I'm in shape; round is a shape. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my leather coat and said "Don't you know a cow was killed so you could wear that coat?"I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses so now I'm going to have to kill you too."
I have 6 locks on my door and every time I go out, I lock every other one. I figure that anyone trying to pick the locks, no matter how long they try, is going to be locking 3 of them. They show how detergents take bloodstains out of clothes.I would think that if you have clothes covered with bloodstains that laundry isn't your biggest problem.
