No, the Clydesdales and the young people partying, frogs, dogs named "herewego" and all that doesn't make it taste better, but it does help sales, and it does make people drinking it (and keep drinking it). As far as better marketing, no. The reason they don't get bigger is becuase, thanks to Bud's tactics, they can't even get on the shelves in many places, or on the taps of many places. And as far as tasting like ass, that pretty much how I think Budweiser tastes.
Oh, and one more thing. But a lot of the logic I see in this thread, Justin Beber, Lady Gaga, et, are great musicians.