Thought for Today

Mark Twain....
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.”
 
"Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical"

-Yogi Berra
 
Ships don't sink because of water around them, ships sink because of the water that gets in them. Don't let what's happening around you get inside you and weigh you down.
 
There are many paths in life. But the longest of them all is the path to the heart. If you resist this path, you will take lifetimes to find it again. If you surrender and embrace it, you'll be home.---Mateo Sol.
 
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
-Mark Twain

(Note equal opportunity offending for the humor not an argument for either side)
 
When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men in a society, over the course of time they create for themselves a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.--Frederic Bastiat
 
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
-Rodney Dangerfield
 
"It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your As$ Out All Day Long"
-Rodney Crowell/ Vince Gill
 
“Sometimes you can’t tell people the truth. You have to show them!”
 
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
 
Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.
-Harry Emerson Fosdick
 
Whizzer said:
“It seems I have spent a lifetime of mouthing mechanically, ‘Say thank you. Sit up straight. Use your napkin. Close your mouth when you chew. Don’t lean back in your chair.’ Just when I finally got my husband squared away, the kids came along.” — Erma Bombeck :XXROFL:
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Thanks for that one. I miss Erma, Lewis Grizzard, and Art Buchwald. At least Dave Barry is still at it.
 
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
-Will Rogers
 
"You are only one thought away from a good feeling" -Sheila Krystal
 
"Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game."
-Babe Ruth
 
"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men"
-Frederick Douglass
 
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
-Plato
 
"The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any"
-Alice Walker
 
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