Three Word Story

[Happy29]

that Dale Jr

 

[Gollum]

Will win at

 

[Happy29]

Daytona International Speedway

 

[Ward Burton]

. Then Ward Burton

 

[nascarwoman]

will toss his

 

[Ward Burton]

booties at the

 

[Happy29]

Budweiser Chevrolet during

 

[Ward Burton]

the Sharpie 500

 

[Happy29]

after Dale Jr

 

[nascarwoman]

puts Mark into

 

[Happy29]

the wall and

 

[Bucky Badger]

spins into the

 

[Ward Burton]

outside retaining wall.

 

[Happy29]

Kevin Costner's movies

 

[Ward Burton]

have always been

 

[bowtie]

about the old

 

[Happy29]

guy who couldnt

 

[bowtie]

get around to

 

[majestyx]

winning the girl.

 

[bowtie]

But then they

 

[Ward Burton]

always seem to

 

[majestyx]

get shot in

 

[Happy29]

the back of

 

[majestyx]

the head, but

 

[bowtie]

they seem to

 

[Happy29]

get shot in

 

[Ward Burton]

the stomach a

 

[Happy29]

bunch of times

 

[Ward Burton]

as well. When

 

[Happy29]

Ryan Newman went

 

[majestyx]

racing around the

 

[Happy29]

track without fuel

 

[majestyx]

but he actually

 

[Happy29]

won. Dale Junior

 

[Gollum]

spun in the

 

[majestyx]

entrance to pit

 

[bowtie]

road but then

 

[majestyx]

managed to straighten

 

[bowtie]

up his hotrod

 

[majestyx]

and safely maneuver