Three Word Story

[nascarwoman]

it to Talledega.

 

[stridsberry]

Oh no, not

 

[The_Mad_Hatter]

Talladega. I hate

 

[The_Mad_Hatter]

restrictor plate tracks.

 

[stridsberry]

Only people who

 

[Gollum]

love four wide

 

[stridsberry]

no passing wreckathons

 

[The_Mad_Hatter]

go to talladega,

 

[The_Mad_Hatter]

the boy said.

 

[The_Mad_Hatter]

I'd rather go

 

[The_Mad_Hatter]

to a race

 

[The_Mad_Hatter]

at a nice,

 

[The_Mad_Hatter]

little bullring track.

 

[stridsberry]

That would be

 

[Gollum]

a great way

 

[nascarwoman]

to spend my

 

[The_Mad_Hatter]

powerball winnings and

 

[nascarwoman]

meet cute guys.

 

[97forever]

And then after

 

[The_Mad_Hatter]

Jeff Gordon won

 

[stridsberry]

I would go

 

[97forever]

and throw up.

 

[stridsberry]

Because I don't

 

[97forever]

approve of cheating!

 

[stridsberry]

Cheating is for

 

[97forever]

drivers that cant

 

[Gollum]

get big sponsers

 

[97forever]

or play by

 

[stridsberry]

the rules. But

 

[Gollum]

are willing to

 

[97forever]

kiss Nascar's butt.

 

[Gollum]

and try anything

 

[97forever]

like passing below

 

[nascarwoman]

Mike Helton's gut.

 

[97forever]

And that is

 

[nascarwoman]

very, very dangerous.

 

[4xchampncountin]

Mike Helton is

 

[Gollum]

a walrus in

 

[Gollum]

real expensive clothes.

 

[nascarwoman]

and xx-large shorts.