Tips for Guys Who Date Cat-Owning Gals
If you want your relationship to blossom, practice the following “cat-etiquette” rules guaranteed to put you in your gal’s (and the cat’s) good graces:
Never, never, ever mention that you can, or can’t, smell the litter box.
If the kitty wants to spend hours untying your shoe laces, let her. When she gets them untied, retie them so she can continue playing with them.
Never, ever make a big show of brushing cat hair from your pants or even
commenting on it. (Just keep a lint roller in your car.)
Never, never, ever push the cat off the sofa if she’s snuggled herself between you and your lady.
When you call her on the phone, the very first thing, ask her about her cat.
If she has to leave the room for a few minutes, ask her if she’s got a cat toy handy so you can keep kitty entertained.
When you take her out to dinner, always ask her if it’s OK to bring home some
leftovers in a “kitty-bag” for her cat.
Follow these few simple rules, guys, and you’ll be a big hit. At first, it may take effort, but in no time you’ll discover that you really DO like these fascinating felines after all. They have a special way of getting you wrapped around their little paws.
“Real men” DO love cats, you know. It’s a fact!
PURRRRRRRR
If you want your relationship to blossom, practice the following “cat-etiquette” rules guaranteed to put you in your gal’s (and the cat’s) good graces:
Never, never, ever mention that you can, or can’t, smell the litter box.
If the kitty wants to spend hours untying your shoe laces, let her. When she gets them untied, retie them so she can continue playing with them.
Never, ever make a big show of brushing cat hair from your pants or even
commenting on it. (Just keep a lint roller in your car.)
Never, never, ever push the cat off the sofa if she’s snuggled herself between you and your lady.
When you call her on the phone, the very first thing, ask her about her cat.
If she has to leave the room for a few minutes, ask her if she’s got a cat toy handy so you can keep kitty entertained.
When you take her out to dinner, always ask her if it’s OK to bring home some
leftovers in a “kitty-bag” for her cat.
Follow these few simple rules, guys, and you’ll be a big hit. At first, it may take effort, but in no time you’ll discover that you really DO like these fascinating felines after all. They have a special way of getting you wrapped around their little paws.
“Real men” DO love cats, you know. It’s a fact!
PURRRRRRRR
