TRL and a bridge

[Bobw]

TRL is driving on a nice Fall day and she sees a guy ready to jump off a bridge. She stops her car and trys to talk him down
.
"Don't jump think of your wife and kids."
"I'm not married and I have no kids."

"Well think of your parents,"
"My parents are dead."

"Well you're a Texan, Remember the Alamo"
"What's the Alamo?"

"Jump you ignorant SOB, you're blocking traffic."

 

[TexasRaceLady]

ROTFL

 

[LewTheShoe]

TRL is very well aware of the general rule that, when you meet a fellow for the first time, you don't wanna ask where he is from...

If he's from Texas, he'll let you know soon enough.

And if he's *not* from Texas, well, you don't want to embarrass him...