Unique Laws
You've heard of Murphy's Law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. There are many other related Laws, as well. Here are some:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
Identical parts aren't.
Beach's Law
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
Tussman's Law
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Lowery's Law
The solution to a problem changes the problem.
Peer's Law
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
William's Law
Handy Guide to Modern Science:
If it's green or it wiggles, it's Biology.
If it stinks, it's Chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's Physics.
Machines should work. People should think.
IBM's Pollyanna Principle
The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage - management.
The Dilbert Principle
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
Ehrlich's Law
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
Ralph's Observation
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Cannon's Comment
Thinly sliced cabbage.
Cole's Law
Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist.
The Law of Common Sense
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
The Law of Reality
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
The Law of Avoiding Oversell
Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant.
Law of Physical Displacement
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
Legal Rights
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Law of Probable Dispersal
Be a good housekeeper. When you leave him ... get a good lawyer ...keep his house.
Law Pertaining to Divorce
You've heard of Murphy's Law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. There are many other related Laws, as well. Here are some:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
Identical parts aren't.
Beach's Law
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
Tussman's Law
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Lowery's Law
The solution to a problem changes the problem.
Peer's Law
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
William's Law
Handy Guide to Modern Science:
If it's green or it wiggles, it's Biology.
If it stinks, it's Chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's Physics.
Machines should work. People should think.
IBM's Pollyanna Principle
The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage - management.
The Dilbert Principle
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
Ehrlich's Law
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
Ralph's Observation
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Cannon's Comment
Thinly sliced cabbage.
Cole's Law
Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist.
The Law of Common Sense
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
The Law of Reality
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
The Law of Avoiding Oversell
Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant.
Law of Physical Displacement
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
Legal Rights
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Law of Probable Dispersal
Be a good housekeeper. When you leave him ... get a good lawyer ...keep his house.
Law Pertaining to Divorce