UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED: INSIDE THE KURT BUSCH SEX SCANDAL

There is three words in the english language that should NEVER be used in the same sentence, those three words are "Kurt", "Busch", and "Sex".....I will go throw up now....
 
John Galt said:
Personally, I think that y'all are way off base criticizing the Nation Enquirer as you are. You forget that it might be one of the most informative periodicals in the USA, (Well maybe the Star beats it out).

It tells us the things the more credible news magazines won't tell us. Like, for example, if it weren't for the Enquirer we'd probably never know that Elvis is alive and living in a high-priced nursing home on the outskirts of Bozeman, Montana.
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Sorry, but I just can't abide such misinformation. I have listed the real facts below.


-In the mid 70's Elvis was going through a mid life crisis (remember NO Viagra in the 70's).
-All of the hard living had caught up with him as he entered his 40's
-Yet as the most popular rock star he was tortured, with scores of women still making themselves available in spite of his inability. It was torture.
-So he went and did the only thing that a woman lover could do under the circumstances.
-He had a sex change operation, and became a transsexual lesbian.
-But missed the stage, and performing
-So she reintroduced herself to the public as Wynonna Judd. Check out the similarities.
 
Greg said:
Sorry, but I just can't abide such misinformation. I have listed the real facts below.


-In the mid 70's Elvis was going through a mid life crisis (remember NO Viagra in the 70's).
-All of the hard living had caught up with him as he entered his 40's
-Yet as the most popular rock star he was tortured, with scores of women still making themselves available in spite of his inability. It was torture.
-So he went and did the only thing that a woman lover could do under the circumstances.
-He had a sex change operation, and became a transsexual lesbian.
-But missed the stage, and performing
-So she reintroduced herself to the public as Wynonna Judd. Check out the similarities.
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You might be on to something there, Greg. I ask you; have you ever seen pictures of Elvis and Judd together? Coincidence? I think not! Think about it!
 
I still have the issue of WWN with the story about how the ghost of Dale Earnhardt saved a woman's life by regaining control of her car in a blizzard.

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After doing some exhaustive research, I believe my team has discovered the cause for the divorce. Big shout out to my team, the 21 hours of non-stop research has enabled them to figure it all out.


It all started with family planning, that's were the disrespect and discord started.


Kurt apparently told Eva that if they had a son he wanted to name him Harry as in Harry Busch.....
 
Greg said:
After doing some exhaustive research, I believe my team has discovered the cause for the divorce. Big shout out to my team, the 21 hours of non-stop research has enabled them to figure it all out.


It all started with family planning, that's were the disrespect and discord started.


Kurt apparently told Eva that if they had a son he wanted to name him Harry as in Harry Busch.....
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ROFL:D
 
Greg said:
After doing some exhaustive research, I believe my team has discovered the cause for the divorce. Big shout out to my team, the 21 hours of non-stop research has enabled them to figure it all out.


It all started with family planning, that's were the disrespect and discord started.


Kurt apparently told Eva that if they had a son he wanted to name him Harry as in Harry Busch.....
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lol

I don't think it's fair to put all this on Kurt, since Eva wanted to name him Richard.
 
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