Upset for the right reason LOL

sdj

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Getting older, as we do, and doing things we do as we get older, I woke
up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night.
As I passed through the kitchen, I happened to look out through the rear windows.
I noticed a diaper-headed Muslim with a knife, sneaking through my
next-door-neighbor's garden.


Suddenly, my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with
a shovel, killing him instantly. He then dug a grave and put the body in
it and covered it up.

Astonished, I got back into bed. My wife said, "You're upset. What is
it?"

"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said. "That son of a bitch
next door still has my shovel!"
 
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