Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along

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WEB ADDICTION HOLIDAY SING ALONG!

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!

Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)
 
Hey, people send these things to me. I just share. I thought it was funny. I am not thinking up these things. I don't have that much time. I am very much insulted, rpm. I don't think you can have that office job afterall. lol.
 
Don't be insulted, I found it amusing. I'm just fooling with you. :)
 
I know. I was just joking with you back. In that harsh sarcastic weird humor I have that few seem to get. This place needs a sarcasm font.


Although right now, I am seriously thinking I need to send a family member to IAA (internet addict's anonymous). lol. The song fits him a little too well.
 
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