I guess I can post old jokes without being accused of re-posting 
"Two old Winos are walking down a back alley - sharing a bottle - and they come across a stray dog that is licking it's private parts...
One says to the other 'I wish I could do that'
The other says 'hic"...well I don't know but you better pet him first"
"Two old Winos are walking down a back alley - sharing a bottle - and they come across a stray dog that is licking it's private parts...
One says to the other 'I wish I could do that'
The other says 'hic"...well I don't know but you better pet him first"