Who's going in the 22???

I sent Penske Racing my resume. Basically saying: I calculate I have made over a million left turns in my life with zero wrecks. And the most important part... fans want "Anyone but Kurt" and I'm not Kurt. :D

You do realize the Penske runs Dodge, right?
 
Vickers showed his true colors over the last half the 2011 season and the best thing for him to do is carpool with Kurt Busch to the unemployment line.

I seriously doubt Penske is dumb enough to put that guy in anything, anywhere.

Of course there is a slightly less chance of Vickers wrecking a teammate ;)
 
B. Labonte

I would try and get Bobby Labonte for a couple years.
 
I would try and get Bobby Labonte for a couple years.

Labonte's career is done like dinner, people keep saying he is still good, they said h'd be good with the ride he got this year. Was he? No he ran 30th like he has for a good 5 years now. Bobby's career is over.
 
I would try and get Bobby Labonte for a couple years.


Why? He's with a team thats satisfied with 30th place. That would be too much pressure for him to perform. This comes from a Bobby fan, too.
 
If you were Roger Penske, I would rent U-haul.

Good thing I wasn't taking a sip of beer when I read that! LMAO!

But you may have come up with something that you didn't mean to...

Maybe Vickers could get a job at a U-haul Rental place? They typically only move the trucks around the lot at a slow speed, how many people could he possibly wreck at that speed? :D
 
I would try and get Bobby Labonte for a couple years.

I used to be a fan of Bobby but he's washed up. He only has six top ten points finishes in Cup, the last one being in 2003. Big time down hill since then. One Championship is great but Richard Petty has 7 and I doubt he can still drive like he used to.
 
Good thing I wasn't taking a sip of beer when I read that! LMAO!

But you may have come up with something that you didn't mean to...

Maybe Vickers could get a job at a U-haul Rental place? They typically only move the trucks around the lot at a slow speed, how many people could he possibly wreck at that speed? :D

I'm glad you got a laugh. Driving a truck would be a bad idea. He could wreck a dozen cars with one of those things.
 
He could drive a white bronco!

*waits for someone to get that joke*

lol And the driver is heard screaming "This f*&kin thing handles like crap. Watching you steal that mother f&*#kin Red Bull crap was like watching a monkey hump a football."
 
lol And the driver is heard screaming "This f*&kin thing handles like crap. Watching you steal that mother f&*#kin Red Bull crap was like watching a monkey hump a football."

Im piecing this together in my head, and it just keeps getting better and better. LOL
 
He could drive a white bronco!

*waits for someone to get that joke*

If the gloves don't fit you must acquit !

I am surprised so many of you are using "Vickers" and "drive" in the same sentence. It just seems a little odd to me.
 
If the gloves don't fit you must acquit !

I am surprised so many of you are using "Vickers" and "drive" in the same sentence. It just seems a little odd to me.

Than God the word 'good' isn't in there.

Just sayin...

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