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Someone posted this on their LiveJournal, and I thought it was so funny!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road...NASCAR style.
So.....why DID the chicken cross the road?
Mike Helton:
Well, everyone knows chickens can drown in the rain, so we called the event and he headed home.
Jimmy Spencer:
Mongo was chasing it.
Richard Childress:
The chicken was not a team player and needed to move on.
Brooke Gordon:
Look, I don't see what the big deal is all about, crossing the road is no more dangerous than racing.
Tony Stewart:
I was at least 4 feet behind that chicken, I have no idea.
Robbie Gordon:
What chicken?
Steve Park:
I don't know but I was trying to miss that chicken when I spun on lap 10.
Jimmie Johnson:
Beats me but if it lays a golden egg, we know I'm sure to find it.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr.:
It had to be for a cold Bud or a look at those triplets.
Dale Jarrett:
I just stepped in chicken s**t!
Kevin Harvick:
I never laid a bumper on that chicken!
Bobby Labonte:
Fatback was chasin it.
Jeff Burton:
Hey, it's no fun being the odd chicken out.
NASCAR:
The chicken was below the yellow line but hey, no harm no fowl.
Michael Waltrip:
Do the math, he ain't driving the Dream Machine!
Jeff Gordon:
Easy come, easy go. Plenty more chicks in the world!
Elliot Sadler:
Come back, chicken! I only eat all beef bologna!
Bill Elliott:
Maybe he felt like a red headed step chicken.
Jeremy Mayfield:
All I said was, "Hey chicken, is that Octane 93 you're wearing?"
Ward Burton:
Chickens don't like Cat cars.
Jeff Green:
It's not fair, the chicken had better equipment than I did!
Mark Martin:
He went to visit the Pfizer chicken's health trailor.
Ryan Newman:
That chicken reminds me of myself, always good for one hot lap!
Rusty Wallace:
Look, if it's just me and the chicken on the last lap for the win, then there's gonna be one heck of a wreck if the chicken doesn't move!
Kurt Busch:
Sharpie or no, I am NOT signing a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road...NASCAR style.
So.....why DID the chicken cross the road?
Mike Helton:
Well, everyone knows chickens can drown in the rain, so we called the event and he headed home.
Jimmy Spencer:
Mongo was chasing it.
Richard Childress:
The chicken was not a team player and needed to move on.
Brooke Gordon:
Look, I don't see what the big deal is all about, crossing the road is no more dangerous than racing.
Tony Stewart:
I was at least 4 feet behind that chicken, I have no idea.
Robbie Gordon:
What chicken?
Steve Park:
I don't know but I was trying to miss that chicken when I spun on lap 10.
Jimmie Johnson:
Beats me but if it lays a golden egg, we know I'm sure to find it.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr.:
It had to be for a cold Bud or a look at those triplets.
Dale Jarrett:
I just stepped in chicken s**t!
Kevin Harvick:
I never laid a bumper on that chicken!
Bobby Labonte:
Fatback was chasin it.
Jeff Burton:
Hey, it's no fun being the odd chicken out.
NASCAR:
The chicken was below the yellow line but hey, no harm no fowl.
Michael Waltrip:
Do the math, he ain't driving the Dream Machine!
Jeff Gordon:
Easy come, easy go. Plenty more chicks in the world!
Elliot Sadler:
Come back, chicken! I only eat all beef bologna!
Bill Elliott:
Maybe he felt like a red headed step chicken.
Jeremy Mayfield:
All I said was, "Hey chicken, is that Octane 93 you're wearing?"
Ward Burton:
Chickens don't like Cat cars.
Jeff Green:
It's not fair, the chicken had better equipment than I did!
Mark Martin:
He went to visit the Pfizer chicken's health trailor.
Ryan Newman:
That chicken reminds me of myself, always good for one hot lap!
Rusty Wallace:
Look, if it's just me and the chicken on the last lap for the win, then there's gonna be one heck of a wreck if the chicken doesn't move!
Kurt Busch:
Sharpie or no, I am NOT signing a chicken!
