Wife - Describe Me

[muggle not]

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!

 

[Racer1930]

Elderly wife: "Honey...are we going out tonight?"

More elderly husband: "Tonight?...what day is it?"

Wife: "Well it's our anniversary of course!"

Husband: "Well sure then!...damn...seems like our anniversary comes around every few days"

Wife: "you are so cute Honey"