Indy RACE thread

[DUN24]

Put that in your pipe and smoke it bitches.

Now we gotta hold off Gibbs.

 

[FenderBumper]

#24 wasn't messing around on that restart

Figures Kasey would have the lead on the one day Jeff actually cares.

 

[BobbyFord]

Vintage. Jeff. Gordon.

 

[#17D500winner]

So, does #18 have anything for #24?

 

[Wingnutcnc]

Kyle needs to be the spoiler today!!!!!!! Oh yeah!!!!!

 

[Jonesi]

Restarting on the outside is stupid, there isn't that much banking here. Stupid Kasey.

He was on the inside.

 

[Mr. Gregory]

Put that in your pipe and smoke it bitches.

Now we gotta hold off Gibbs.

He should be good if we stay green.

 

[harkin]

Restarting on the outside is stupid, there isn't that much banking here. Stupid Kasey.

say what??

 

[FenderBumper]

Kasey who?

Kasey 'can not win' Kahne.

 

[ToyYoda]

JGR 2-3-4 for what that's worth, unfortunately not much under the new format.

 

[KevinWI]

say what??

Sorry, confused, hungover today

 

[#17D500winner]

I don't imagine that we've seen the final caution flag.

 

[BobbyFord]

Sorry, confused, hungover today

Drop your purse and do a shot

 

[ToyYoda]

I don't imagine that we've seen the final caution flag.

I don't think we'll see a phantom caution with Gordon leading though.

 

[DUN24]

Vintage. Jeff. Gordon.

Took the words out my mouf.

 

[#17D500winner]

I need Kenseth to get around Hamlin for the Big Dawgs

 

[Racer1930]

I don't imagine that we've seen the final caution flag.

I think it will have to be a "real caution" at this point...Indy loves Jeff

 

[reaper]

now let's not have one of the D' list cars mysteriously smack the wall with 10 laps to go lol

 

[Mr. Gregory]

I don't imagine that we've seen the final caution flag.

I dunno. This is Indy and they're all spread out. It'll take some shenanigans.

 

[#17D500winner]

I don't think we'll see a phantom caution with Gordon leading though.

I think it'll be a valid caution.

 

[DUN24]

now let's not have one of the D' list cars mysteriously smack the wall with 10 laps to go lol

Stfu!

 

[KevinWI]

Drop your purse and do a shot

I did last night. Freaking Sambuca shots.

 

[Wingnutcnc]

An inadvertent yellow will do too.

 

[#17D500winner]

I did last night. Freaking Sambuca shots.

That **** is potent.

 

[DUN24]

Stretchin' it out.

 

[Racer1930]

I don't think we'll see a phantom caution with Gordon leading though.

(joking)..."and it appears that the entire transmission has fallen out of Sorenson's car...no caution"

 

[pudge]

Kasey running out of gas....nah....go Gordon

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Jeff Gluck ‏@jeff_gluck 18m
Hmm...message on screens here at track: "Attention: A thunderstorm is approaching the speedway area. Please be advised."

Looked at radar --- coming, but not fast, nor close.

 

[BobbyFord]

Jeff has always been the best driver in the HMS stable.

 

[FenderBumper]

I did last night. Freaking Sambuca shots.

What brand was the purse?

 

[Racer1930]

That Gas man is one happy guy right about now

 

[FenderBumper]

Gustafson tells Jeff to pit next time.

 

[Brent]

Well, that final caution made this race better for me! Jeff is going to win and I'm going to have a decent fantasy day. Not going to get 300, but should be around 290.

 

[BobbyFord]

What brand was the purse?

Louis Vuitton iffy got any damn class at all....

 

[reaper]

The announcers shure wan't a caution..jesus guys

 

[JEB]

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

 

[Brent]

Jeff Gluck ‏@jeff_gluck 18m
Hmm...message on screens here at track: "Attention: A thunderstorm is approaching the speedway area. Please be advised."

Looked at radar --- coming, but not fast, nor close.

It actually does look like it's moving pretty fast. Fans are going to be walking to their cars while it's storming. Hope they all know about it.

 

[BobbyFord]

Gustafson tells Jeff to pit next time.

Wow

 

[Wingnutcnc]

Tom the gerbil sure is going to be happy.

 

[DUN24]

3 to go!