Johalis Federated Auto Parts 400 Thread for non serious users

[Thegroundpounder99]

C'mon JJ

 

[FenderBumper]

The rain is making this whole wildcard anticlimatic. I'm taking my condom off.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

The rain is making this whole wildcard anticlimatic. I'm taking my condom off.

NASCAR....How bad do you got it???

 

[Ditzmeister]

C'mon Kasey!

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

C'mon JJ

Well sh*t this ain't going good.

 

[FenderBumper]

NASCAR....How bad do you got it???

lol I don't got it, I use goverment provided protection.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

lol I don't got it, I use goverment provided protection.

You don't have to explain it to me

 

[FenderBumper]

C'mon Kasey!

Why do girls like that guy? Is it the money?

 

[MOEJOE]

Jimmie gone win. I'm getting out the jerkins lotion

 

[FenderBumper]

Jimmie gone win. I'm getting out the jerkins lotion

Well, well, who figured on this?

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

The 56 has been impressive hasn't it? Yes, especially the last 192 races

 

[FenderBumper]

Truex needs 24 laps and then rain.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

C'mon Kasey!

Any Chevy will do about right now

 

[Ditzmeister]

Why do girls like that guy? Is it the money?

It's his beautiful eyes.

 

[MOEJOE]

I love racing. Simple but true.

 

[FenderBumper]

Please don't let Hammy win. Please.

 

[FenderBumper]

It's his beautiful eyes.

OK. I never would have guessed that.

 

[FenderBumper]

I love racing. Simple but true.

Me too,but I wanted to see some desperation racing tonight. The 2 WC contenders are limping around the track.

 

[FenderBumper]

Fork the recap. Get back to the race you dummies.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Me too,but I wanted to see some desperation racing tonight. The 2 WC contenders are limping around the track.

Not living up to the hype thats for sure.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Matter as well throw the checkerd and spare us the rest

 

[FenderBumper]

Matter as well throw the checkerd and spare us the rest

I'm not going to make it thru this. I have about 10 minutes of gas left.

 

[racer8]

I'm not going to make it thru this. I have about 10 minutes of gas left.

I have about 45.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

I'm not going to make it thru this. I have about 10 minutes of gas left.

Dig deep man......

 

[FenderBumper]

I have about 45.

You win................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

I'm trying to hold on because Kasey might make a race of it.

 

[FenderBumper]

Dig deep man......

lol I'm trying, coach.

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Something tells me Johali is face fist in a keyboard already

 

[Ditzmeister]

Go Kasey Go!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MOEJOE]

lol I'm trying, coach.

Just imagine me standing over you in a windbreaker while you do pushup and I yell at you.

 

[FenderBumper]

Something tells me Johali is face fist in a keyboard already

I was just wondering about him. It's late for sure.

 

[FenderBumper]

Just imagine me standing over you in a windbreaker while you do pushup and I yell at you.

Kinky! That woke me up.

 

[MOEJOE]

Somebody beat Dennys ASS!!!! Jimmies Car is getting horrible. Blowing up I think.

 

[FenderBumper]

Go Kasey Go!!!!!!!!!!

Go sexy eyes, go!

 

[racer8]

Something tells me Johali is face fist in a keyboard already

As long as he is OK.

 

[MOEJOE]

Go sexy eyes, go!

Thats the spirit

 

[Thegroundpounder99]

Somebody beat Dennys ASS!!!! Jimmies Car is getting horrible. Blowing up I think.

C'mon Kasey!!! I'm a believer

 

[Ditzmeister]

I was just wondering about him. It's late for sure.

After Midnight on the East Coast.

 

[MOEJOE]

I've got Denny Clint and Kasey, Sam right now. GO GO GO!

 

[FenderBumper]

What time does the noise law kick in?

 

[FenderBumper]

I've got Denny Clint and Kasey, Sam right now. GO GO GO!

Nice. I don't even know who I have.